the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies. time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip. three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords. y’know, manly warrior stuff. (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–) you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords. you know, as girls do.
and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts) they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???” and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know. just girly things”
GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
This is so funny
manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today
Mordecai and Rigby, confess your feelings for one another so you two can stop coughing up these rose petals and we can start cleaning them up OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.

Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
the new park by my house has some interesting features
real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread
#okay whats funny is that in singapore there was a park with stones like this and it was person shaped so i jokingly#went in yknow and holy fucking shit i got stuck so bad i almost started crying n i was panicking but i didnt want to look#like a fucking idiot in a normally serene park so i just squiggled around until i eventually got lose and im never#doin that shit again#so imagine my fear when i found out there was a junjo ito comic with that exact premise. lmao. lmfao#i had a panic attack 💀💀💀
(Via @kunikyuzushi)
oh NO–